﻿{"id":1464,"date":"2013-04-20T15:21:28","date_gmt":"2013-04-20T15:21:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/belov.cz\/knihovna\/?p=1464"},"modified":"2013-08-31T16:23:16","modified_gmt":"2013-08-31T16:23:16","slug":"fejetony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/belov.cz\/knihovna\/fejetony\/","title":{"rendered":"Fejetony"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vychutnejte si klasick\u00e9 fejetony z pera mistra a zakladatele \u010desk\u00e9ho fejetonu Jana Nerudy.<\/p>\n<p>\u00faryvek:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Klobouk dol\u016f! Mluv\u00edm o nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edm p\u00e1nu v \u017eurnalistice, o je\u00addin\u00e9m \u017eurnalistovi, kter\u00fd hrd\u011b odhod\u00ed v\u0161echno \u201emy\u201c, kdy\u017e mluv\u00ed, a p\u0159\u00edmo \u0159ekne \u201ej\u00e1\u201c.<\/p>\n<p>Je\u00adli \u010dasopis \u0161varn\u00fdm jun\u00e1kem, je fejeton kytkou na jeho klo\u00adbouku \u2013 kytka po kytce vadne, jun\u00e1k z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 jun\u00e1kem a denn\u011b nastr\u010d\u00ed si kytku novou. Ji\u017e z toho je vidno, jak \u201ekv\u011btnat\u00fd\u201c mus\u00ed b\u00fdt ten, kter\u00fd kytky ty v\u0161echny dod\u00e1v\u00e1: kv\u011btnat\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e cel\u00e1 lu\u010di\u00adna, a n\u011bkdy nesta\u010d\u00ed ani ta a fejetonista mus\u00ed u\u017e\u00edt pa\u0159i\u0161\u0165, sklen\u00edk\u016f, nebo se i \u2013 vyp\u016fj\u010dit n\u011bco od souseda.<\/p>\n<p>Ale t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 postaven\u00ed m\u00e1 pan fejetonista, to mu mus\u00edm s\u00e1m do\u00adsv\u011bd\u010dit! M\u011bl\u00adli b\u016fh Janus dva obli\u010deje pro cel\u00fd \u201ev\u011b\u010dn\u00fd\u201c \u017eivot sv\u016fj, mus\u00ed jich m\u00edt fejetonista do jedin\u00e9ho roku alespo\u0148 sto, a ka\u017ed\u00fd jin\u00fd. Jednou nad\u0161en\u00fd, podruh\u00e9 uslzen\u00fd, pot\u0159et\u00ed d\u011btinsk\u00fd, po\u010dtvrt\u00e9 mudrck\u00fd, pop\u00e1t\u00e9 skota\u010div\u00fd atd. On mus\u00ed bavit, a\u0165 ji\u017e bav\u00ed prav\u00addou, nebo \u017eertem. Ale je\u00adli opravdov\u00fd, \u0159eknou mu, \u017ee nem\u00e1 vti\u00adpu, je\u00adli \u017eertovn\u00fd, \u0159eknou, \u017ee ze v\u0161eho jen si ztrop\u00ed sm\u00edch, \u2013 v\u0161em nevyhov\u00ed nikdy. A to je to nejhez\u010d\u00ed u n\u011bho, \u017ee si z toho nic ned\u011bl\u00e1. <\/p>\n<p>On mus\u00ed b\u00fdt b\u00e1sn\u00edkem, filozofem, u\u010dencem, humoristou, kriti\u00adkem, mu\u017eem pln\u00fdm citu, mu\u017eem skaln\u00e9ho srdce, ale ze v\u0161eho to\u00adho sm\u00ed m\u00edt zas jen tak \u017edibek, aby nenudil, aby nebyl jednotv\u00e1rn\u00fd a co jin\u00e9ho mu \u010dasto je\u0161t\u011b vyt\u00fdkaj\u00ed. Fejetonista mus\u00ed b\u00fdt s\u00e1m mozaikou jako jeho fejeton.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm mus\u00ed m\u00edt nesm\u00edrn\u00fd pojem o vlastn\u00ed hodnot\u011b, \u0159ek\u00adn\u011bm hned o vlastn\u00ed sv\u00e9 vzne\u0161enosti. Pak m\u00e1 ihned omluvu, kdy\u017e se v\u0161emu sm\u011bje, \u2013 pro\u010d je v\u0161echno na sv\u011bt\u011b tak mal\u00e9 vedle n\u011bho! On m\u016f\u017ee sice n\u011bkdy, ze zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed milosti, uznat i n\u00e1hledy jin\u00fdch lid\u00ed, ale nesm\u00edrn\u011b by si ubl\u00ed\u017eil, kdyby pak nep\u0159idal ihned sl\u016fvko \u201eale\u201c. V\u017edy\u0165 je n\u00e1zor jeho sv\u011btov\u00fd, obrovsk\u00fd, \u2013 smrteln\u00edk oby\u010dejn\u00fd nen\u00ed snad ani s to vyhov\u011bt po\u017eadavk\u016fm toho jeho n\u00e1zoru! N\u00e1hled, \u017ee on, fejetonista, je mu\u017eem rozhodn\u011b velk\u00fdm, mus\u00ed tak\u00e9 \u010dtouc\u00edmu lidstvu vtloukat ve dne v noci, sic mu to namouv\u011bru nikdo neuv\u011b\u0159\u00ed. Kdykoli \u0159\u00e1dku nap\u00ed\u0161e, mus\u00ed n\u011bjak obratn\u011b nev\u011bdom\u00e9mu \u010dten\u00e1\u0159i v\u017edy d\u00e1t na srozum\u011bnou, \u017ee ta \u0159\u00e1dka je vskutku v\u00fdborn\u00e1. A \u0159ekne\u00adli n\u011bkdo, \u017ee to neskromnost, mus\u00ed b\u00fdt fejetonista nesm\u00edrn\u011b udiven a odmr\u0161tit drz\u00e9ho mluvku skromn\u00fdm po\u00aduk\u00e1z\u00e1n\u00edm k tomu, \u017ee je v\u016fbec nanejv\u00fd\u0161 spravedliv, najde\u00adli n\u011bkdo n\u011bco v\u00fdborn\u00e9ho, \u017ee to v\u017edycky up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b uzn\u00e1, a d\u011bl\u00e1\u00adli s\u00e1m p\u00e1nb\u016fh sob\u011b reklamu na ka\u017ed\u00e9 str\u00e1nce bible, pro\u010d by on sob\u011b ne\u0159ekl na ka\u017ed\u00e9 \u0159\u00e1dce sv\u00e9ho fejetonu: \u201eVid\u00edm, \u017ee je to dobr\u00e9!\u201c A dodat pak mus\u00ed: \u201eV\u017edy\u0165 je fejeton p\u0159ec tak\u00e9 alespo\u0148 tolik jako bible \u2013 \u010di ne?\u201c A \u0159ekne\u00adli onen mluvka \u201ene!\u201c, a\u0165 s n\u00edm d\u00e1le ani nemluv\u00ed!<\/p>\n<p>Ale p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 moudr\u00fdm tak\u00e9 zas fejetonista nesm\u00ed b\u00fdt.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e4\u00dfig weise mu\u00df der Mann sein,<br \/>\naber nicht allzuweise;<br \/>\ndes Weisen Herz erheitert sich selten \u2013<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vychutnejte si klasick\u00e9 fejetony z pera mistra a zakladatele \u010desk\u00e9ho fejetonu Jana Nerudy. \u00faryvek: Klobouk dol\u016f! Mluv\u00edm o nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edm p\u00e1nu v \u017eurnalistice, o je\u00addin\u00e9m\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-knizni-tipy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/belov.cz\/knihovna\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/belov.cz\/knihovna\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/belov.cz\/knihovna\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/belov.cz\/knihovna\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/belov.cz\/knihovna\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1464"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/belov.cz\/knihovna\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1731,"href":"https:\/\/belov.cz\/knihovna\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1464\/revisions\/1731"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/belov.cz\/knihovna\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/belov.cz\/knihovna\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/belov.cz\/knihovna\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}